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Larry Wall


Programmer, best known as the creator of the Perl programming language.
Larry Wall
Not that I have anything much against redundancy. But I said that already.
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It's getting harder and harder to think out loud. One of these days someone's gonna go off and kill Thomas a'Becket for me...
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The problem with being consistent is that there are lots of ways to be consistent, and they're all inconsistent with each other.




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> (It's sorta like sed, but not. It's sorta like awk, but not. etc.)
Guilty as charged. Perl is happily ugly, and happily derivative.
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(Never thought I'd be telling Malcolm and Ilya the same thing... :-)
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 : No comment, since this is still hovering (see Larry's reply).

Flutter, flutter.
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If there's a particular problem that Perl is trying to solve, it's the basic fact that all programming languages suck. Sort of the concept of original sin, applied to programming languages.
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Hey, I had to let awk be better at *something*...  :-)
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echo 'Hmmm...you don't have Berkeley networking in libc.a...'
echo 'but the Wollongong group seems to have hacked it in.
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A 'goto' in Perl falls into the category of hard things that should be possible, not easy things that should be easy.
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Perl will always provide the null.




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It's certainly easy to calculate the average attendance for Perl conferences.
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How do Crays and Alphas handle the POSIX problem?
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It won't be covered in the book. The source code has to be useful for something, after all...  :-)
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It may be possible to get this condition from within Perl if a signal handler runs at just the wrong moment. Another point for Chip...  :-)
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Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed.
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And other operators aren't so special syntactically, but weird in other ways, like 'scalar', and 'goto'.
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There's something to be said for returning the whole syntax tree.
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Tcl long ago fell into the Forth trap, and is now trying desperately to extricate itself (with some help from Sun's marketing department).
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What about WRITING it first and rationalizing it afterwards?  :-)


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