Joel McHale
Stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, producer, writer, and comedian.
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That's when Hip-Hop Harry pulled out a gun and shot the kid.
[About "Memoirs of a Geisha Kong"] They totally used Chinese gorillas! I'm offended.
[On the phone] You're a player. No, you're the playa! You! Okay, we're *both* playas! See you at the Cheesecake Factory!
Dr. Kevorkian was on Larry King Live last week - which had to look pretty tempting for him.
Shhh, Kevin... you had me at "Duh".
Nicole Kidman's not going to Tom Cruise's wedding. It's not that she's bitter, it's just that she's an actress and she doesn't feel like working that day.
Pepe, show me on the puppet were the puppet touched you.
[On David Beckham's first soccer game in America] Americans learned a lot about soccer that day; for instance, it's played by people who are over 10 years old.
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