David Letterman
American late night talk show host, comedian, television producer, Indy Racing League car owner, and philanthropist.
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Letterman: Did you inhale?
Now all of us can talk to the NSA — just by dialing any number.
We're told that they were zealots fueled by religious fervour.. religious fervour and if you live to be a thousand years old will that make any sense to you? Will that make any goddamn sense?
Nice job… What the hell is U2 supposed to play?
Nothing, believe me, nothing is more satisfying to me personally than getting a great idea and then beatin' it to death.
How long have you been a black man?
I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!
I may not be smart enough to debate you point-for-point on this, but I have the feeling about 60% of what you say is crap.
Hey John, I got a question! You need a ride to the airport?
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