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A wonderful bird is a pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week;
But I'm damned if I see how the helican.
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"The Pelican" (1910) by Dixon Lanier Merritt is another poem often misattributed to Nash

 

Ogden Nash

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