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I want provocation. People should take to the streets. Smash those dogs, and tell them: "you traitors will bring us the British."
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Statement (8 March 2011), as quoted in "Libya on the Line: An interactive timeline Browse through a collection of conversations between Gaddafi, Saif al-Islam and other senior Libyan officials" at Aljazeera (11 May 2012)

 

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