I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.
Mitch Hedberg
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When did you ever go to a drug dealer, and the drug dealer said, "you know, you should come back tomorrow, this is not very pure." It doesn't happen.
William Ford Gibson
Wouldn't you rather your kid be a drug dealer than a drug addict?
John Waters
How can you hope to win against goddamn time travelers? It's like playing blackjack when the dealer is God. … Come to think of it, all of life is a blackjack game with God as the dealer, isn't it? So this is no worse.
Dean R. Koontz
"I’m just trying to change my life because I’m not above killing any drug dealer for money."
Mike Tyson
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