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(referring to his drink) I got two straws here, in case one breaks down. You know Crazy Straws, they go all over the place? These f**kin' straws are sane. They never lost their minds. They said, "We're going straight to the mouth. That f**ker who takes a while to get there? He's crazy."

 

Mitch Hedberg

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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
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He was hanging on, looking for a life preserver. He was a desperate man clutching at straws.

 

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