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Mitch Hedberg

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(talking about his drink) Look at all the limes in this goddamn thing! This f**kin' thing is tropical! Look at the limes, how they float. That's good news. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I will reach for a lime. Like I'll be water-skiing without a life preserver, people will say "What the f**k?" and I will pull out a lime. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.

 
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