And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!

 

And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!
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Lange described the call: "I went into a place to try and get something to eat and the lady very distinctly said to me, 'The kitchen is closed!' I said, 'Wow. There's the end, that's it, you can't eat any more, you haven't got a prayer.' I said, 'That's finality, baby!'"

 

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