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Mike Lange

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Donna needs a doughnut!

 
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I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...oh, wait it's at home...in the file...under "D", for "doughnut."

 
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Whether you take the doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.

 
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Donna, donna, dark,
Stooping in indigo gown
And cloudy constellations,
Conceal yourself or disclose
Fewest things to the lover —
A hand that bears a thick-leaved fruit,
A pungent bloom against your shade.

 
Wallace Stevens
 

Io iudico bene questo, che sia meglio essere impetuoso che respettivo; perché la fortuna ? donna, et ? necessario, volendola tenere sotto, batterla et urtarla. E si vede che la si lascia pi? vincere da questi, che da quelli che freddamente procedano. E per? sempre, come donna, ? amica de' giovani, perché sono meno respettivi, pi? feroci e con pi? audacia la comandano.

 
Niccolo Machiavelli
 

Like the Bible, devolution is basically an extended joke. One man's doughnut is another man's death.

 
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