(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.
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(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.
Mike Lange
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Jonathan Swift
You have been born in this world as a human being to worship God; therefore try to acquire love for His Lotus Feet. Why do you trouble yourself to know a hundred other things? What will you gain by discussing philosophy? Look here, one ounce of liquor is enough to intoxicate you. What is the use of your trying to find out how many gallons of liquor there are in the tavern?
Ramakrishna
What has happened to us? It seems as if we have perverted our freedom, our rights into license, into being irresponsible. Perhaps we did not realise just how apartheid has damaged us so that we seem to have lost our sense of right and wrong.
Desmond Tutu
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