[About becoming a kid's TV presenter] Could you not interrupt Mr. Penguin?!
Michael McIntyre
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Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100 mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
Linus Torvalds
Homo Sapiens wouldn't have made it, and everything would be different! Television would be … you know, Book of the Month club on television would be:
Neanderthal presenter: "And now we have the professor … uh … whaddayou think of this book?"
Neanderthal professor: "Wha' …?"
Presenter: "What do you think of this book, in a critical way?"
Professor: "It's all right …"
Presenter: "There you have it. It's all right!"Eddie Izzard
Even I, the only man in the world who can get angry from looking at a picture of a penguin, find this bad news.
Richard M. Stallman
Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple – Gwyneth Paltrow.
Chris Rock
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