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Thanks to guys like Boss Tweed, famous for saying, 'I don't give a damn who does the voting, as long as I do the nominating,' there hasn't been an honest election in the USA since sometime around the War Between the States.
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"Libertarians: The Connies Speak Out (Part Two)," 2 October 2005

 

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