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Jeff Foxworthy

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Women [in bed] are like Diesel engines. What I mean by that is, it may take them a while to get going, but when you do, they can go for a long, long time. Whereas men are like ...bottle rockets. <makes noise of a bottle rocket launching and then exploding> Ooh. Aah. <snores>
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Blue Collar Comedy Tour (2004)

 
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