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Women will soon be able to make their own sperm using their own bone marrow. Is that unbelievable? How unfair is that for us guys, huh? I mean, all these years, we've been in charge of manufacturing and distribution, you know what I'm saying? We provide free delivery and installation…
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Monologue, 19 April 2007

 

Jay Leno

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In the mind alone;
He that sings a lasting song
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