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Janeane Garofalo

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"I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns."
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self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
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after discussing ubiquitious rap influences upon mainstream culture

 
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