Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.
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"The Unicorn in the Garden", The New Yorker (31 October 1939); Fables for Our Time & Famous Poems Illustrated (1940)James Thurber
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People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accurately.
Oscar Wilde
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.
Aesop
I'm 100% red hot hunk of man, and all men like watching boobies jiggling around, when they're not lifting weights, grunting and messing around under the bonnets of expensive cars (the men, that is, not the boobies). (20 October 2003)
Ben Croshaw
Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.
Miguel de Cervantes
"Don’t count, feel! The only count I know, is Count Basie!" (when asked about her preference for six-count or eight-count in Lindy Hop)
Dawn Hampton
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