I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.
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p. 59Jacob Cohen (Rodney Dangerfield)
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That's silly talk... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper.
Barack Obama
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.
Henny Youngman
He's the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means.Kurt Donald Cobain
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
Vera Brittain
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