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"Anything in life is possible and YOU make it happen"! - Jack LaLanne: Live young forever, Robert Kennedy Publishing, Mississauga 2009, P. 15
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LaLanne's reply when asked for the best advice he'd ever received, reported in the Denver Post (28 December 2003)

 

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