Education Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
And now, the ABC After School Special, Raisins For Festus.
Carpool to save gas. 'Cause I know you're in grade school and driving is like, what you do.
No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy.
I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.
Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
Education in Chess has to be an education in independent thinking and judging. Chess must not be memorized...
Jail's like school but you can't leave.
Every schoolboy hath that famous testament of Grunnius Corocotta Porcellus at his fingers' end.
They say such different things at school.
Education is the acquisition of the art of the utilisation of knowledge.
"Whom are you?" he said, for he had been to night school.
Credentialing, not education, has become the primary business of North American universities.
Education is the kindling of a flame, not the filling of a vessel.
We've tried ignorance for a thousand years. It's time we try education.
Education is like alcohol; some people can't take it.
Education is the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent.
Never let your schooling interfere with your education.
As if a woman of education bought things because she wanted 'em.
Rachel: Maybe on a school night, I go to bed at 10! Maybe.
I am the slave of an internal power more powerful than my education.