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Edgar Bergen

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Charlie McCarthy: I can't take this schoolwork any more - it's driving me nuts.
Edgar Bergen: Well Charlie, I'm sorry, but hard work never killed anyone.
Charlie McCarthy: Still, there's no use in taking chances.
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Quoted in Todd Harris Goldman, Teachers: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes (2001) p.136

 
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