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Drink, my jolly lads, drink with discerning,
Wedlock's a lane where there is no turning;
Never was owl more blind than a lover,
Drink and be merry, lads, half seas over.
--
"Magnus and Morna", in Thirty Years, Poems New and Old (1880).

 

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