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David Lange

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He viewed humour as a relaxing introduction to many situations. "It is, of course, completely inappropriate in some... but in the end, you know, if you were serious in this job you'd go mad."
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Source: Gliding on the Lino - The Wit of David Lange, compiled by David Barber, 1987.

 
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