Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Francis Elliott, "Boris casts his vote: 'Spectator' editor tells 'Desert Island Discs' he'll quit to spend more time with David Cameron", Independent on Sunday, 30 October 2005, p. 3.
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Said in April 2005 during the general election.Boris Johnson
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Lord Palmerston: Then you did not vote for me, friend Rowcliffe; you preferred voting for a Tory.
William Rowcliffe: I did not vote for you, my Lord, for if I had, I should have voted for a Tory.Henry Temple
Arakawa: After I gave birth, I felt even more of a connection to cows, because my breasts started making milk. My breasts got bigger and my nipples swelled up, and every time my daughter went to suckle them, it reminded me of how I used to squeeze the cows' udders on the farm to get the milk out. [chuckle] It was like my own daughter was milking me.
Hiromu Arakawa
Of course I am very proud of being a Tory. Yes, in my head and in my heart I regard myself as a Tory. As I have said, I was born that way; I believe it is congenital. I am unable to change it. That is how I see the world... [The EEC] is the most un-Tory thing that can be conceived.
Enoch Powell
Owning a gun doesn’t make someone a “shooter” any more than owning a surfboard makes someone a surfer.
James Wesley Rawles
If they can in their proposals write the word Nano, the chances for funding increase.
Alexei Alexeyevich Abrikosov
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