Engvall pulls his car into a gas station after his tire goes flat.
Bill Engvall
Lengthy immersion in the works of other composers can tire. The music of Mozart does not tire, and this is one of its miracles.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
I have been afraid of putting air in a tire ever since I saw a tractor tire blow up and throw Newt Hardbine's father over the top of the Standard Oil sign. I'm not lying. He got stuck up there. About nineteen people congregated during the time it took for Norman Strick to walk up to the Courthouse and blow the whistle for the volunteer fire department. They eventually did come with the ladder and haul him down, and he wasn't dead but lost his hearing and in many other ways was never the same afterward. They said he overfilled the tire.
Barbara Kingsolver
If thy friends tire of thee, remember that it is human to tire of everything.
John Lancaster Spalding
That sound in tune to you? … Sounds sharp to me. Sounds like I'm playing sharp all the time. My singing teacher told us you should do that. Maybe I got it from her. She said singers when they grow old have a tendency to go flat. So if you sing sharp as a young person, as you get older and go flat, you'll be in tune. In other words, it's never thought good to be flat. It means you can't get to the tone.
Charles Mingus
Cobain, can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station?Kurt Donald Cobain
Engvall, Bill
Enlai, Zhou
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