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Bill Engvall

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Truck driver gets his truck stuck under an overpass, with Engvall watching.

 
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..it was because of the general inclination, until very recently, to believe that art exists in art. At every opportunity, I’ve tried to correct6 that idea, suggesting that art is only a part – one of the elements that we live with.. ..Being a painter, I probably take a painting more seriously than someone who drives a truck or something. Being a painter, I probably also take his truck more seriously. In the sense of looking at it and listening to it and comparing it to other trucks and having a sense of its relationship to the road and the sidewalk and the things around it and the driver himself. Observation and measure are my business.

 
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Engvall and his wife have, for three days, had a cement truck in their yard to re-do their porch.

 
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She's not your typical cheesecake pinup girl. She's beautiful and talented and has the mouth of a truck driver when necessary.

 
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And mothers are always more interested in the condition of your underwear than your body if you're ever in an accident. And they tell you that, "I hope for my sake that if you're ever in an accident, you have on clean underwear!" Well, I thought that was what an accident was! Look, you're driving a truck. Here comes another truck, gonna hit you. Now, whether you hit the truck or not, you're going to have soiled underwear! Because first you say it, then you do it! Now here comes your mother to the hospital. "Did he have on clean underwear?" "Yes, we found it in the glove compartment."

 
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