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Ben Dirs

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Hayden hits his fourth four of the over off the final ball, riding a dreamy steer through the covers. Boom boom boom let me hear you say way-ooh.
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One-Day Series, Australia v England (Sydney) as it happened. BBC (2007-02-02).

 
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