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There once was a brainy baboon,
Who always breathed down a bassoon,
For he said, "It appears
That in billions of years
I shall certainly hit on a tune".
--
New Pathways in Science (1935) Ch. IV The End of the World, p. 62

 

Arthur Stanley Eddington

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He said within his soul, "'This is the end:
O'er all the earth to where the-heavens bend
And hem men's travel, I have breathed my soul:
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The Big Baboon is found upon
The plains of Cariboo:
He goes about with nothing on
(A shocking thing to do).
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And let his whiskers grow,
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To Mister So-and-so!

 

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