I would have beaten Bloomberg like a rented mule.
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Stated on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, in response to a question on whether he would had defeated New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg if he had run in the 2009 mayoral election (February 4, 2010)Anthony Weiner
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He beat him like a rented mule.
Mike Lange
"[...] is being "beaten (or whipped) like a government mule!" (usually said when someone is taking a beating)
Jim Ross
My mother always told me the best way to learn to deal with a man was to learn to ride a mule. She said they have about equal brains most of the time. Sometimes the mule is smarter.
Robert Jordan
If you take a bale of hay and tie it to the tail of a mule and then strike a match and set the bale of hay on fire, and if you then compare the energy expended shortly thereafter by the mule with the energy expended by yourself in the striking of the match, you will understand the concept of amplification.
William Shockley
The tremendous success of that summer of 1848 spread by way of letters and government reports. The President in his State of the Union speech announces that the astonishing news from Sacramento is true. So the news is coming not only from the President, but most of all from these people who are writing these vivid reports. A guy writes home and he says, he says, 'You remember Dickson? He used to work for Ebeneezer?' He says, 'He has dug enough gold to weigh down a mule.' Now, that means something to people. A mule.
J. S. Holliday
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