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I fell into conversation with Douglas. His is a split personality. ? deux he is delightful; clever, funny, observant, drily cynical. But get him anywhere near "display mode", particularly if there are officials around, and he might as well have a corncob up his arse. Pompous, trite, high-sounding, cautiously guarded.
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January 29, 1988; page 198.

 

Alan Clark

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