Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
One barking Dog, sets all the Street a barking.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.