Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.