Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.