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Wilson Mizner

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You can't be a rascal for 40 years and then cop a plea the last minute. God keeps better books than that.
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On his deathbed.
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Quoted by Stuart B. McIver, Dreamers, Schemers and Scalawags, Pineapple Press, Sarasota, Florida, 1994. ISBN 1-56164-034-4.

 
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