They who drink beer will think beer.
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"Stratford-on-Avon".Washington Irving
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass.
Craig Ferguson
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."
Robin Williams
Oh, about beer I never lie. A man who lies about beer makes enemies.
Stephen King
Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer.
Anonymous
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