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Turgut Ozal

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"Turkey must show its teeth to Armenia." "What harm would it do if a few bombs were dropped on the Armenian side by Turkish troops holding maneuvers on the border?"
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The New York Times, (April 18, 1993)
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Said when discussing the conflict between Armenia and Azerbaijan.

 
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