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Tom Lehrer

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All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.
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"Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

 
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Pigeons on the grass alas.
Pigeons on the grass alas.
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