We all know that Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other married couples they sometimes live apart.
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The Unbearable Bassington, ch. 13 (1912)Saki
I've been married eight and a half years. I like being married, too. I like being married for two reasons. One, I got really tired to dating, and two, I got really tired of exercising. I don't understand these couples who get married and continue to exercise and eat healthily. I mean, what's the point of getting married if you can't let yourself go? It's not as if you have to be attractive anymore; the race is over, take off the uniform.
Jeff Stilson
We were at the age when a friend's conversation seems like oneself talking, when one shares a life in common the way I still think, bachelor though I am, some married couples are able to live.
Cesare Pavese
The couples I married, I never chose them, they did.
Jose Jose
The happiness that is derived from excitement is like a brilliant fire — soon it will go out. Before we married, we never had the chance to go out to nightclubs. We only spent our nights watching TV and chatting. Many young couples live a very exciting life when they are in love. So, when they marry, and their lives are reduced to calmness and dullness, they will feel impatient and will drink the bitter cup of a sad marriage.
Bruce Lee
Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.
Chris Rock
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