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Rush Limbaugh

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The study's leaders claim to have bona fide research — I say "bonified" probably here — bonified research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10% smaller than it was 50 years ago, and the researchers say air pollution is why. Air pollution, global warming has been shown to negatively impact penis size, Italian researchers. I don't buy this, I think it's feminism. If it's tied to the last 50 years — the average size of a member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else. Give 'em time and they'll blame Bush. Give 'em time. But air pollution vs. feminazis? Ha!
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The Rush Limbaugh Show, 20 September 2012 , quoted in Limbaugh: Penises Now '10 Percent Smaller' and Shrinking Because of 'Feminazis'. Crooks and Liars (2012-09-20).

 
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