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I may not know much, but I do know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
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Lyndon B. Johnson, when asked why he had not replied to a speech by then-Vice President Nixon. Quoted in Merle Miller, Lyndon, An Oral Biography (1980), p. 542

 

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