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Ze Frank


Online performance artist and humorist based in Brooklyn, New York.
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[T]errorists are desperate assholes who see no institutionalized recourse to address their grievances, so they resort to random acts of violence in order to instill fear into the general population.
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Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.
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...next time you rake up those leaves realize you're about to jump into a pile of tree shit.




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Say the opposite, say the opposite, say the same thing, say the same thing. (song/refrain on "The Show")
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in the summertime sometimes i sleep "macho": ah, white t-shirt, no underpants. Sleeping macho looks very attractive on a man. I feel like it helps me breathe.
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A wedge strategy is where you focus on a highly charged issue at the borders of rationality and emotion. The emotional content of the issue can create a moral conviction that the issue needs to be resolved at any cost. Tactics that would otherwise be called into question can then be employed to resolve the issue. This sets precedent for the future use of those tactics in other arenas.
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Any individual entity that pretends to understand the rules that guide this space is under an illusion.
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This is Ze Frank, thinking so you don't have to. (Standard sign-off for "The Show"; varies at times)
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Are the new viewers gone yet?
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This little bathtub smells like ass.
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Okay, roll-call, no talking. Benny, Marc; Ethel, Shakina, nice shoes. Bobo twins, anyone seen the Bobo twins? Those Bobo twins.




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The president said some words, like nouns and verbs.
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When I get sick I start scripting the video tape that I'm gonna leave behind when I die. Sometimes imagining that even makes me cry. Both hurting and happiness make me feel more alive, but as I get older it seems that hurting's the low hanging fruit. So I pick it.
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Water boarding: Is that like snowboarding?!
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'Army of one': when the shit hits the fan, you're on your own.
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Shock 'n' Awe. We bring the BoomWow.
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Who likes the little little duckies in the pond? I do, I do, I do, a-chicka quack quack.
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The word vagina is a beautiful word, like all words that have v's and g's in them, like gavel, or evangelical. I love vaginas, and evangelicals. I fucking hate gavels though.
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Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business.
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Look! A see-through wall of glass!


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