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W. E. Aytoun (1813 – 1865)

Scottish poet, humorist and writer.
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W. E. Aytoun
Fhairshon had a son,
Who married Noah's daughter,
And nearly spoiled ta Flood,
By drinking up the water.

Which he would have done,
I at least pelieve it,
Had the mixture been
Only half Glenlivet.
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