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Spike Milligan (1918 – 2002)


Known as Spike Milligan, was an Irish writer, artist, musician, humanitarian, comedian and poet.
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Spike Milligan
Are you going to come along quietly, or am I going to have to use ear plugs?
Milligan quotes
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
Milligan
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.




Milligan Spike quotes
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Milligan Spike
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan quotes
On the Ning Nang Nong
When the cows go bong!
Spike Milligan
A lot of learning can
be a little thing.
Milligan Spike quotes
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Milligan
Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite.
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