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Scott Adams


American cartoonist and satirist, best known for his Dilbert series of comic strips and books.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if heíd rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists donít seem so bad lately.
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If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it's that omitting important information is completely different from lying.
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Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.




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We know the goats are imported because they donít speak English.
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Biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that Jesus ate at the last supper. But hey, Iím sure you have a good reason for ordering something else.
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Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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Thereís nothing more humbling than seeing your best quotes in a list, and thinking they could have been written by a coma patient with a keyboard and spasms.
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As you know, the best way to solve a problem is to identify the core belief that causes the problem; then mock that belief until the people who hold it insist that you heard them wrong.
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If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
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Remember thereís no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
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This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.




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We smoke the bacon so you donít have to.
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Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
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People are so conditioned to take sides that a balanced analysis looks to them like hatred.
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Our scallops are so delicious your mouth will thank you, which is creepy because your mouth can actually talk.
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Our salmon sandwiches are so good youíll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please donít.
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If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.
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We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.
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The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.
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If you donít believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.


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