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Paul DiLascia


Paul DiLascia is editor of the Microsoft Systems Journal column C/C++ Q+A He died the night of September 3rd, 2008.
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...yucky assembly language mucky-muck.
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To be honest, there's something a little weird about this. (1995/4)
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...my Trusty Friends in Redmond...




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...blathering store clerks who can't stop saying "Have a nice day"...
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...a little-known piece of C++ trivia you can use to impress your friends and loved ones.
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OK, I admit it. I'm like you.
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So? If you don't like it, write your own [program]. (1995/10)
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...you'll screw everything up. (1994/10)
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...the harmony of the universe is preserved...
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Reusability, man. (1995/10)
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..play Beethovens Fifth Symphony if the user clicks the control that contains 'Da-da-da-dum'




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...everything I've said so far is fine and dandy...
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Stop beating your head, you might hurt yourself. (1995/8)
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A bug! A bug! Isnít it just so satisfying to discover bugs in other peopleís programs? Especially people from Microsoft. I donít know why, itís probably some kind of Freudian code-envy thing.
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..your two-year-old could've done that with one thumb in her mouth.
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..sometimes you have to be bad
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...why are you doing these things? Don't. (1993/12)
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You can't expect me to do everything.
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..even MSJ readers will tire of watching Bill Gates adjust his glasses. (1995/10)
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It may seem kludgy, but hey - it works! (1994/3)


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