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Mike Lange


Ice hockey play-by-play broadcaster for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the NHL.
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Mike Lange
Get in the fast lane, Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!
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He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
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Slap me silly, Sidney!




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She wants to sell my monkey!
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And ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!
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It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
Mike Lange
Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Crick!
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Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
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Scratch my back with a hacksaw!
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(Insert Goaltender here) doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.
Mike Lange
Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, get me the brandy!




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Donna needs a doughnut!
Mike Lange
And ladies and gentlemen, the kitchen is closed!
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Make me a milkshake, Malkin!
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(Insert Goaltender here) just lost his liquor license.
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He beat him like a rented mule.
Mike Lange
Look out, Loretta.
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Shave my face with a rusty razor!
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