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Merrill Markoe


Author, a television writer and a sometime standup comedian.
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Merrill Markoe
I have heard men say that they don't mind the idea of breast implants in a woman because, after all, big breasts are big breasts. On the other hand, I have never met a woman who would rather be with a man in a toupee than a bald man.
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There are only two important facial expressions to master: completely overwhelming unbridled joy, and nothing at all.
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Mirrors lie. You are much better looking than that in 3-D.




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