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Jerky Boys


The Jerky Boys Characters are the creation of Johnny Brennan, who is also the voice behind Mort Goldman and Horace in the unrelated TV show Family Guy.
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"And he's got this silly looking Santa hat on, next thing he's down at my pants. He's trying to pull the fuckin', the balls outta my pants!" (from "Santa's Delivery")
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"We really rock the house." (from "The Mattress King")
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"Now my wife don't like them prices you gotta do better than that. I'm a veteran" (from "Kissel Sails")




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"How do ya say there, bottlenose?" (from "Hucklebuck")
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"Don't get smart with me, woman. I'll come down there and split an ear off you."
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"Some guy told me I parked to close to his car - I busted his jaw for him." (from "Drinking Problem")
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"If I didn't know any better I'd say you was a regular jackass!"
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"I'm also known for pulling large pieces of furniture from my ass. I'm the best." (from "The Gay Model")
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"I fill balloons up with deadly poison gas and then float them out over the audience." (from "Egyptian Magician")
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"I wanted to move my penis around to the back side of my ass, because I don't know which way I'm swinging just yet. But I'd like to keep it just in case." (from "Breast Enlargement")
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"...then I woke up with my pants unbuttoned." (from "Dental Malpractice")




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"I'm Gary Dell'Abate's mom. This is his mom." (from "Bright")
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"Bye-bye baby bitch." (from Signin')
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"GET BRETT WEIR I SAID!!!!" (from "Super Across the Way")
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"Runway is just old hat to me, sweetheart." (from "The Gay Model")
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"The tomatoes supposed to have them by seven and a half! Is Nikos!" (from "Bad Tomatoes")
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"Do you have any lobsters?" (from "Rosine Like Balloons")
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"You sound like you got a nice pair of them fuckin' balogna tits on ya, huh Willy?" (from "Testing for Jeopardy")
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"Hello Sam? What are you doing?" (from "Bad Tomatoes")
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"He try to sell-a me the corn on the cock, I don't need dis sol-a-bunasco talabas!!" (from "Bad Tomatoes")


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