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Jay London


American stand-up comic whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's second and third seasons of Last Comic Standing.
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Jay London
I went to a record store and asked for 50 Cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling.
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I wanted to join the Army. The sign said "Be all that you can be." They told me it wasn't enough.
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I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said "Compared to who?"




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A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
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A guy gave me a job at an information booth, no questions asked.
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Did you know it was a year ago today?
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Am I bothering you, miss?
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People ask me what I think about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
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