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James Carville


Liberal American political consultant, commentator, media personality, and pundit.
James Carville
When your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil.
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Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.
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Who cares? Sometimes you need rebirth. (On the destruction of America)




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Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane.
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John McCain, if you liked the last eight, you are going to love the next four.
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Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic.
James Carville
What I'm suggesting is, stand for yourself, be for something and the hell with it. Because the hand-wringers and the editorialists and the sigh-and-pontificate crowd will be against you, whatever you do.
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At the beginning of the Clinton administration in the early 1990s, adviser James Carville was stunned at the power the bond market had over the government. If he came back, Carville said: I used to think if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or a .400 baseball hitter. But now I want to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody.
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Yeah, I graduated with a 4.0… blood alcohol level.
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Drag a hundred-dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find.
James Carville
You can call the dogs in, wet the fire, and leave the house. The hunt's over.




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Between Paoli and Penn Hills, Pennsylvania is Alabama without the blacks. They didn't film "The Deerhunter" there for nothing — the state has the second-highest concentration of NRA members, behind Texas.
James Carville
Whenever I hear a campaign talk about a need to energize the base, that's a campaign that's going down the toilet. It's a pretty good indication that they're not eating up any territory, they can't get anybody in the center to support them, they're getting shelled back into their own bunker.
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Elections are about fucking your enemies. Winning is about fucking your friends.
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When it comes to being visionary in stealing, the Republicans do better than anybody. It's really something to see.
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Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.
James Carville
Look, if George W. Bush and his Republican cronies walked on water, I'd be the guy out there yelling that they couldn't swim. But don't take it from me: we've now heard it from the military commanders and our intelligence community: George Bush's actions in Iraq have not made us safer. They've done the opposite.
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Pennsylvania is Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with Alabama in between.
James Carville
Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops: it's easier to get away with murder.
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We didn't find the key to the electoral lock...we just picked it.


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